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CSR looks like game: Cowboys edition Ed. Note - For those of you who enjoyed this series last year Authentic Ian Thomas Jersey , we’ve decided to change it up for 2018. Instead of focusing our attention on the head coach of our opponent, we’ve opened it up to anyone affiliated with the organization. So, instead of “Jason Garrett looks like...” you’ll get a collection of jokes about other folks as well. We hope you enjoy this updated format. -BSTo get us prepared for Sunday’s game against the Dallas Cowboys, the CSR staff decided to have a little fun by borrowing the ‘looks like game’ concept from The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz on ESPN.Ed. Note 2.0 - The Looks Like Game is the best thing that anyone does at ESPN and it’s not even close. If you’ve never experienced it before I highly recommend it. Trust me.Below is a collection of our best efforts to figure out exactly what/who people from the Cowboys organization look like. Feel free to discuss your favorite ones in the comments section, and you can even provide your own if you feel up to it.Disclaimer: This is all in good fun. We’re not trying to hurt anyone’s feelings here, so if you happen to stumble across this and find your name mentioned, we sincerely hope you understand that we’re mostly kidding.CSR looks like: Cowboys edition...Jason Garrett looks like the guy in the office who reminds you every day that he threw three touchdown passes in the state championship game in 1987.Dak Prescott looks like that acquaintance that claims to be hood despite living on his parents trust fund.Sean Lee looks like Drew Brees if AdvoCare actually worked.Cole Beasley looks like a guy who brags about shoplifting his belts from Walmart.Jason Garrett looks like the president of the HOA who politely reminds you to cut your grass every three hours until you get fed up and finally do itJerry Jones looks like the grandpa who takes you fishing to teach you, only to walk away with a shoe.Rod Marinelli looks like that guy who was forced to retire years ago but still shows up an hour early for work every day.Jason Garrett looks like the guy who all the higher ups keep touting as an up and coming star even though he has no idea what he’s doing.Sean Lee looks like a guy who’s not quite sure how he feels about living in his new neighborhood.Jason Garrett looks like the gym teacher that gets a little too handsy with the high schoolers.Rod Marinelli looks like he wants to talk to you about homeopathic foot fungus treatments.Cole Beasley looks like Matthew McConaughey with less money.Jason Garrett looks like a guy who used to be a manager at Applebee’s like 20 years ago, and every time he goes back to that location, he reminds his waitress of that fact in the hopes of gaining her favor.Rod Marinelli looks like he still watches film on VHS tapes.Dak Prescott looks like the factory upgrade of the Russell Wilson bot. Jason Garrett looks like the “Where are they now?” version of Hamilton Porter from The Sandlot.Sean Lee looks like a guy who got voted off the island unanimously.Rod Marinelli looks like a congressman who had to resign after a recent twitter storm.Dak Prescott looks like he is tired of Jerry Jones thinking he is Russell Wilson.Jason Garrett looks like a guy who went on a bender because he saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico.Cole Beasley looks like the lead singer of a Creed tribute band.Jerry Jones looks like he knows not everything is bigger in Texas.Sean Lee looks like a guy who went 12 rounds with Sugar Ray Leonard once and won’t shut up about it.Rod Marinelli looks like he no longer trusts the internet because he’s been burned one too many times on Craigslist.Cole Beasley looks like the villain in a surfing movie.Jason Garret looks the guy at your company who will never get fired for being mediocre because he is secretly the owner’s son.Which ones are your favorites, Panthers fans? Discuss. Panthers coach Ron Rivera wanted a little something more from his offense, which is why he turned to his old boss Norv Turner as the team's new coordinator this season.Rivera, who once coached under Turner in San Diego, said he got exactly what he was hoping for Sunday.Cam Newton threw for two touchdowns and ran for two others http://www.carolinapanthersteamonline.com/michael-palardy-jersey , Christian McCaffrey racked up a career-high 184 yards rushing and Carolina handed the Cincinnati Bengals their first loss of the season 31-21 behind a well-balanced offensive attack."We want to impose our will," said Newton, who praised Turner's play calling. "We are a team that can attack a defense in many different ways. As the game progresses I see the body language of defenders and they are wearing down."Newton completed 15 of 24 passes for 150 yards and ran for 36 yards as the Panthers (2-1) won their seventh straight home game going back to last season.McCaffrey, who tied a franchise record with 14 receptions last week against Atlanta, did his damage on the ground this time. He surpassed his previous career high of 66 yards rushing and became the first player in franchise history to post a 100-yard receiving game and a 100-yard rushing game in back-to-back weeks.Newton believes McCaffrey's 28-carry outing will dispel myths he's just a scat back."He's a total running back," Newton said. "... This is not a fluke. He has been doing this his entire career, collegiately and professionally. The fact that we have a special talent, you can't really gear in using packages for him."McCaffrey said the labels "definitely" bother him, but has learned to deal with them."The more and more I go through this league I learn that it's never been about proving anyone wrong or proving anybody right," McCaffrey said. "It's proving myself right, and that's the biggest thing that I've had to mentally take over as I continue to grow."When the Panthers weren't running McCaffrey, they used him as a decoy.On one Turner play call, Newton sold a fake pass to McCaffrey and came back to the other side of the field to hit backup running back C.J. Anderson for a 24-yard touchdown on a screen play. The Panthers call it their Pony 21 set, which features McCaffrey and Anderson Authentic Christian McCaffrey Jersey , a 1,000-yard rusher last season with Denver, in the backfield."This is a different style of offense, the way they attack," Bengals coach Marvin Lewis said. "We have to adjust and morph and play in it and make sure we stay sound in it. You have to be good for the whole ballgame. There were times we were perfect and times we were not."GREEN DAYBengals wide receiver A.J. Green, who had three touchdowns last week against the Ravens, left on the third play in the third quarter with a groin injury when he was hit while trying to make a catch over the middle. He did not return.Green said after the game he was starting to feel better and expects to play next week against Atlanta."At first, I thought I'd just knocked the air out of myself and just needed to catch my breath," Green said. "When I got up and running, I was pretty sore."YOU GOTTA OBADAEfe Obada, the first player to make a 53-man roster from the recently formed NFL International Pathways Program, turned in a huge game in his first NFL appearance, getting an interception, a key fourth-quarter sack and two quarterback pressures on Dalton. One of his pressures was initially ruled sack-fumble in the second quarter http://www.carolinapanthersteamonline.com/mario-addison-jersey , but later overturned by instant replay to an incomplete pass.DALTON'S DAYAndy Dalton was 29 of 46 with two touchdowns, but was intercepted four times, including twice by rookie cornerback Donte Jackson. Carolina's defense, which allowed 432 yards and 31 points to the Falcons last week, held the Bengals (2-1) to 66 yards rushing without Joe Mixon in the lineup.ON THE FUMBLENewton took a lot of heat for not jumping on a loose football in a Super Bowl 50 loss to the Denver Broncos, so he wasn't going to risk losing another in the fourth quarter with the Panthers clinging to a 28-21 lead. After a strip sack, Newton beat three Bengals players to the ball to maintain possession."Come hell or high water I was going to get that fumble, how about that?" Newton said. "I'm just trying to create good habits."BOYD STEPS UPTyler Boyd had a big game for the Bengals with six catches for 132 yards and a touchdown. Gio Bernard had 61 yards rushing on 12 carries and a touchdown, and five catches for 25 yards filling in for the injured Mixon.INJURIES:Bengals: Nose tackle Ryan Glasgow was carted off the field in the fourth quarter with a lower right leg injury and did not return.Panthers: Panthers middle linebacker Luke Kuechly left in the fourth quarter with dehydration but received an IV in the locker room and returned to make an interception on a "Hail Mary" on the game's final play.UP NEXT:Bengals: Visit the Falcons next Sunday.Panthers: Have a bye next week, then host the Giants on Oct. 7.